The 
                  Doctor encounters a rather unearthly child. Like him, Miranda 
                  has two hearts, an unusually low body temperature, and doesn't 
                  remember where she came from. But forces from another time and 
                  place are out to destroy her...
This 
                    is practically three books in one. The first part is set in 
                    the early 1980s, when the Eighth Doctor first meets the ten-year-old 
                    Miranda. The second takes place in the mid-'80s, by which 
                    time the Doctor has adopted the teenage girl as his daughter. 
                    This is my favourite portion of the book, exploring the poignant 
                    topics of teenage development, angst and confusion. The final 
                    section is set during the late '80s, by which time Miranda 
                    has declared her independence of the Doctor, but is suddenly 
                    in danger once again.  
                  The 
                    1980s are vividly recreated by the author, who incorporates 
                    historical realities such as urban decay, unemployment, space 
                    shuttle launches and the collapse of the Berlin Wall, as well 
                    as cultural phenomena that will spark recognition in the memories 
                    of children of the '80s such as myself. References are made 
                    to New Romantics, Smurfs, Buck Rogers, Monkey and an alien 
                    who phones home. There's even a killer robot who can change 
                    his shape like a Transformer or something out of Battle 
                    of the Planets. Childish insults such as "Joey" and "flid" 
                    are exchanged, while classrooms come equipped with good old 
                    Quink ink. The Doctor is described, briefly but memorably 
                    and amusingly, dressed like a yuppie, but not before he has 
                    faced his old enemy: snooker! The narrative voice speaks from 
                    a 21st-century perspective, looking back - it reminds us, 
                    for instance, that in those days only millionaires had car 
                    phones and nobody drank bottled water.  
                  Comparisons 
                    between Miranda and Susan, the Doctor's granddaughter and 
                    first-ever travelling companion, are obvious. However, whereas 
                    sloppy script-writing meant that Susan would behave like a 
                    child throughout her tenure before suddenly being transformed 
                    into a woman during her final adventure, Miranda is an extremely 
                    convincing alien teenager. Parkin takes the opportunity to 
                    speculate about Gallifreyan sexuality, an analysis that the 
                    majority of fandom would probably not tolerate if it were 
                    to be applied directly to the Doctor. Like the boys in Miranda's 
                    high school, I found the character irresistibly intriguing. 
                    In fact, I'd go so far as to say that I developed a bit of 
                    a crush on her, and cared deeply about what became of her. 
                    This book contains many a tense moment with Miranda in mortal 
                    danger, and I spent much of my time mentally pleading with 
                    the author: "Please don't kill her, please don't kill her!" 
                     
                  Like 
                    several of Parkin's previous books, particularly Cold Fusion 
                    and The Infinity Doctors, this one makes daring moves 
                    regarding the Doctor's relationships, his personal history 
                    and the history of his home planet. As with those novels, 
                    he leaves many questions unanswered. For instance, given that 
                    Gallifrey was destroyed in The Ancestor Cell, how could 
                    a corrupt empire of apparent Time Lords exist one million 
                    years in the future? We are left to speculate that some Gallifreyans 
                    could have escaped the catastrophe, but the author doesn't 
                    spell anything out for us. This is a good thing, because it 
                    leaves the door open for future exploration and interpretation. 
                     
                  Parkin 
                    has fathered a fantastic book.  
                  Richard 
                    McGinlay 
                  
                  
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